Cringe Classes

There are a few cringe levels in the MasonGeek Canon. Here they are:

Class I Low Threat

Class I cringe has a low level cringe reading on the cringeometer. They don't pose much of a threat, but should still be avoided if possible. The common inhabitants of this category include kids, 30 year olds, and Emanuel.

Class II Middle Threat

Class II cringe threats read a mid-range on the cringeometer. These will make your face and possibly heart hurt and crunch up violently, but not devastatingly. If you are exposed to such a threat, you should assure you take your normal pills to avoid further contamination, average individuals in this class most commonly include Redditors and Middle Schoolers.

Class III High Threat

A Class III can be life threatening, depending on your Cringe Tolerance and will to live. Reading a high on the cringeometer, if you are exposed to such a threatening aura, please seek medical attention and avoid cringe for the next month or so, or else risk going into a cringe-induced coma. The common inhabitants of this category include MasonGeek, MasonGeek Archetypes, Take 2, and MasonGeek again.

Class J.A.C.K.S.O.N (Joking and Corrective Killing must Succeed Or Never ending sorrow)

A class J.A.C.K.S.O.N will result in death if around for too long. This class of threat isn't read on the cringeometer due to the absolute magnitude of cringe, effectively breaking the scale. If you are exposed for less than 5 minutes, you must see a doctor immediately. Do not be exposed for more than 5 minutes. It will result in more than 69 brain spasms. If you see a class J.A.C.K.S.O.N threat, contact containment immediately and pray. Common inhabitants of this category include Jackson alone...